Attitude Adjustment...

Other worthy titles:

"Don't Worry Be Happy"

"Serenity Now"

"The Simple Things"

"Psycho Hose Beast"

"Cheese with my whine"

It's been about a week. No, two probably. I'm in a rut, man. I'm in full anti-cook mode, the patience levels are at all time lows, and the messy-house resistance sure feels point-less.

Could it be 'cause my underwear don't fit no more?

Or that Jillian Michaels is making me cry while I try to make them fit?

Or could it be 'cause we're up way too early and up way to late?

Or maybe it's my Roxies' whiny phase,

Or my Blainers' I can do it myself-macho-man-your-not-my-mom-anymore-attitude?

Or It might also be that I got my wisdom teeth out on the 4th..

I was really worried about what I would say while conked out on drugs..

Well, my worst nightmare came true!

No I didnt start bustin out some gospel rap, or talking dirty in Spanish..

oh no.. I just popped the big "F" Bomb at the Jack In The box...

(fyi-that is the first time in my life I have ever said that-NOT A LIE)

I am ashamed.. and I always thought when that day came I would be able to sing-

Blame it on the Aaaaaalchol.. not my luck. DANG!

or or or. . .

That's it! I've had it!!

We got no jobs, we got no food, our pets heads are falling off. . . (dumb and dumber-fyi!)

Okay that not all true, but close... (we do have worms though! Worm farm that is)

OKAY-Nothings really wrong here.

I don't want to feel like poo when poo's not happening. Well, 'poo' is, but figuratively speaking.

So I saw this idea (and I can't remember where). It's a "things that make me happy" sign. The simple, easy, little things. And I said, Self.. You NEED ONE!!!

So, its 10:30, Here I sit, a little Johnny playin in the background. TRYING, Trying, TRying, to fill a whole page with things that make me happy..

Seriously, don't ask how many times I have, Circle K Dr. Pepper, Nap time, and Bed time..

Some may say I am a bad mother.. But, Whoever has the go-nads to even think that.. You would probably feel the same, if you had the pleasure to experience the last week or two in the Hunt Home..

Now like I said before. I'm in a rut.. or something stupid like that..

Well what ever the heck it is.. I hope its over soon..

(so does my house!)

Due to this so called "rut" I have been rally bad at blogging

I am going to do better, I promise..