"Don't Worry Be Happy"
"Serenity Now"
"The Simple Things"
"Psycho Hose Beast"
"Cheese with my whine"
It's been about a week. No, two probably. I'm in a rut, man. I'm in full anti-cook mode, the patience levels are at all time lows, and the messy-house resistance sure feels point-less.
Could it be 'cause my underwear don't fit no more?
Or could it be 'cause we're up way too early and up way to late?
Or maybe it's my Roxies' whiny phase,
Or my Blainers' I can do it myself-macho-man-your-not-my-mom-anymore-attitude?
Or It might also be that I got my wisdom teeth out on the 4th..
I was really worried about what I would say while conked out on drugs..
Well, my worst nightmare came true!
No I didnt start bustin out some gospel rap, or talking dirty in Spanish..
oh no.. I just popped the big "F" Bomb at the Jack In The box...
(fyi-that is the first time in my life I have ever said that-NOT A LIE)
I am ashamed.. and I always thought when that day came I would be able to sing-
Blame it on the Aaaaaalchol.. not my luck. DANG!
or or or. . .
That's it! I've had it!!
Okay that not all true, but close... (we do have worms though! Worm farm that is)
OKAY-Nothings really wrong here.
I don't want to feel like poo when poo's not happening. Well, 'poo' is, but figuratively speaking.
So I saw this idea (and I can't remember where). It's a "things that make me happy" sign. The simple, easy, little things. And I said, Self.. You NEED ONE!!!
So, its 10:30, Here I sit, a little Johnny playin in the background. TRYING, Trying, TRying, to fill a whole page with things that make me happy..





