
YES! SHE IS FINALLY HERE! BORN FEB. 6 2009 AT 2:01 AM! SHE WAS A WHOPPING 5 POUNDS 14 OUNCES, 20 INCHES LONG!! SHE IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT... SHE HAS LONG FINGERS AND BIG HANDS! SHE IS SUCH A GOOD GIRL.. WE ARE HAPPY TO HAVE HER!! (even blaine likes to love on her for a little bit)!!

SO HERE IS MY STORY.. ITS KINDA LONG! SORRY!
I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT, WALKED AND WALKED AND WALKED, GOT IN MY CAR AND CAME HOME!!
WENT TO THE DOCTOR ON THURSDAY, STILL DILATED AT A 4, GOT SOME MEDICINE TO HELP MY "FAKE LABOR" GO AWAY. SURPRISE, SURPRISE, IT DIDN'T WORK.. MY "FAKE" LABOR CONTINUED THROUGH OUT THE DAY. SO WE RAN SOME ERRANDS, SIGNED SOME PAPERS FOR OUR SOON TO BE HOUSE, (that is a story for another day),
WENT TO HEBER THAT EVENING, VISITED, GOT IN MY CAR AND STARTED HOME.
WELL, ON OUR WAY HOME, MY "FAKE" LABOR BECAME REAL.. I WAS IN PAIN. SO I CAME HOME AND GOT IN THE TUB TO SEE IF IT WOULD GO AWAY. NO, THEY DIDN'T GO AWAY, THEY GOT WORSE! I GOT OUT OF THE TUB AND LAY ON THE COUCH, GOT A BLESSING, AND TOLD NICK I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE!! LETS GO!! SO NICK GOT BLAINE LOADED UP AND ON OUR WAY WE WENT! WE DROPPED BLAINE OFF TO MY MOM AND ZOOMED UP. AT ABOUT SHUMWAY, I TOLD NICK "I THINK I HAVE TO PUSH" AND HE SAID "NO!! DON'T YOU DARE PUSH!" SO I CROSSED MY LEGS AND CONTINUED TO SCREAM!
WE GET TO THE HOSPITAL, THE GIRL COMES OUT AND GETS ME IN A WHEEL CHAIR, AND I TELL HER I NEED TO PUSH, SO SHE STARTS RUNNING! WE GET TO THE OB AND SHE YELLS "I HAVE A GIRL FROM SNOWFLAKE WHO HAS TO PUSH.." THAT REALLY GETS THOSE GIRLS GOING! RUNNING, PUSHING THINGS, I WOULD SAY, A LITTLE PANIC! SO THEY GOT ME ALL HOOKED UP TO MY IV, MONITORS, BLAH BLAH BLAH.. AND SHE CHECKS ME, I WAS AT A 6 PLUS 1?!. IT WAS ABOUT 12:30'ISH. SO I YELL, AND MOAN, PATIENTLY WAITING FOR MY EPIDURAL...ha.ha. THE EPIDURAL LADY IS IN SURGERY BUT SHE WAS COMING ASAP! SO THEY GAVE ME SOME KIND OF PAIN MEDICINE, AND IT SENT ME FOR A LOOP, I WAS OUT FOR A WHILE, AND APPARENTLY I BECAME POSSESSED BY SATAN.. (I GOT A LITTLE CRAZY).. THEN I WOKE UP AND HAD TO PUSH..
SO... PAT (my favorite person in the world) CAME IN TO HELP CALM ME DOWN. WE START BREATHING, AND I HAVE TO PUSH, BUT I CANT CAUSE MY DOCTOR ISN'T THERE.. SO I TRY NOT TO. THEN THE EPIDURAL LADY WALKS IN, AND OOPS.. I PUSH! MY WATER POPPED, LIKE SERIOUSLY POPPED, YOU COULD HERE IT AND SEE IT FLY! ONE NURSE HAD TO CHANGE HER CLOTHES, SHE REALLY GOT IT! SO NO EPIDURAL FOR ME.. THEN I HAD TO PUSH AGAIN, AND I COULDN'T STOP, SO I PUSHED AND OOPS, OUT COMES ROXIES HEAD, THEN HER BODY.. SHE FLEW OUT, LITERALLY FLEW OUT. ONE PROBLEM. NO ONE WAS AT THE END OF THE BED TO CATCH HER!! THE BED WASN'T EVEN BROKE DOWN SO SHE JUST FLEW OUT AND LANDED ON THE BED, PAT (the great nurse) SCOOPED HER UP AND DID HER THING!! AND IN WALKS DR. COSS.. JUST IN TIME TO HEAD BACK HOME! (he really did do more it just sounds better that way)!
SO FIRST OF ALL, I WILL PROBABLY NEVER GET AN EPIDURAL AGAIN, IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER WITH OUT ONE! BREATHING REALLY WORKS!!
SECOND OF ALL, WHO NEEDS A DOCTOR ANYWAY.. (i do love pat)!! NEXT TIME I WILL JUST LET NICK CATCH THE BABY! HAHAHA.. {JOKE BY THE WAY!}
AND THAT IS MY STORY.. WE ARE ALL HOME, HEALTHY, AND HAPPY!!!!
PEACE, LOVE, ROXIE..







5 comments:
Hi-freakin'-larious! Wow! I laughed out loud at the fact that a nurse had to change her clothes 'cause your water "popped" on her. :) And Roxie just popped out? Wow! This kid is one special girl. You keep an eye out for her. :)
"Oh Pat, it hurts"
Oh Pat, I don't think I can do this"
Tall girl in the back having a panic attack: "she is really going to do this! Oh my gosh I can NOT believe this!"
Oh what else? "Do NOT talk about me like I am not in the room!!"
Seriously Jess-You did GREAT!! These are just funny things that we will laugh at for a long time! We love Roxie and we are ready for you to go AWAY so we can babysit her!! Peace, Love, "POP"
YAY!!! Congratulations!!! And way to go for doing it with no epidural! Your a trooper! And Roixe is a cutie!!!
how funny!! isn't it nice to have it over with! she is just beautiful :)
Oh I forget how much I love you!! Miss Roxie is BEAUTIFUL!!! I don't usually say that about new born babies, but she really is pretty!!
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